For Immediate Release
The Cole-Daum household of Leschi today announced it has reached the bottom of Nate Cole-Daum's laundry hamper.
"This is not simply a victory for Nate's personal wardrobe options, but a testament to the power of Long Weekends, when harnessed creatively, to effect transformative change in the world," Cole-Daum said. "Together with our fellow Americans who will observe this Independence Day with activities ranging from chores to celebrations, we say 'thanks, America,' and we look forward to further continued success via this strategic, collaborative partnership."
Experts predict beloved argyle-patterned socks and other unique offerings not seen since the 00's to be reintroduced into Cole-Daum's ensembles.
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